What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But this is not

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?